Zoombots Gifts!

Why not crush that co-worker with a touching, marginally tasteful gift that cries out, "We all despise your brown nosin' ways, and you, too, for that matter."  Can't you just feel the espirit de corps? 

For instance, what can be more poignant than giving a gift to someone you just broke up with? Most people that find themselves in this situation wouldn't even consider giving the other person a gift.  Anger is such a powerful emotion.

Why a Zoombots Gift?

In two words: Satisfaction and Self-Gratification.

Female to Male

He left you, he must be gay. Let him know you understand his thoughts and why he was unable to truly appreciate you.

Despised Boss

A gift bundle from a loving staff.  Send your boss a meaningful gift that truly demonstrates the collective adoration.

Male to Female

She's leaving you? Let her know what. You've had enough of her stinking lard ass and she can move along-- quickly.

Co-Workers

Do not ignore that "special" co-worker. Get up a collection at work to get that very special gift for that "special jackass."

Female to Female

From the hateful to the empathetic. Call a slut a slut or send a congratulatory gift for getting rid of him.

I Think You're Hot!

Let him or her know how you feel.  Specially designed gift packages to get you maximum results.