You Don't Like Me:  You Must Be Gay

A thoughtful package. Let him know that you understand that his incessant homoerotic thoughts interfered with his ability to really appreciate you.

Zoombots Gift #101 BASIC PACKAGE includes:

• "Pick-Up-Dicks" Game (Whoever collects the most Dick Sticks wins).

• "Penis Shooter" (He can suck it down if he wants a shot- great way to stay in practice).

• "Gay Sex!" Card Game (Each Gay Sex! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or sexual position. While playing one of the three Gay Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies.) After building a fantasy, you both act it out.

• "Got Frustration?" Blue Balls (A set of blue, squishy, squeezable testicles. For the guy who won't be getting enough action; whenever he's feeling sexually frustrated, now he can just give his stress balls a squeeze!)

• "Anal Lube Keychain" (Convenient on-the-go keychain for his next rest stop).

• "Freshness Cloths" for convenient, on-the-go freshness! Cleans thoroughly yet gently!

• A framed, glossy 4"x6" photo of the compelling she-male (above right). Autographed, "Let's take a spin on a cock ring for two -XOXO, Sam"

  $59.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read:  I know your incessant homoerotic thoughts interfered with your ability to truly appreciate me. I really don't care if you're pitching or catching; take your shriveled balls and play somewhere else. Here's a gay care package to start you off right.

You Don't Like Me:  You Must Be Gay

A deluxe package. Let him really know that you understand that his incessant homoerotic thoughts interfered with his ability to really appreciate you. For the guy who just can't get a round peg into a round hole unless they both have balls attached.

Zoombots Gift #102 DELUXE PACKAGE includes:

• "Pick-Up-Dicks" Game (Whoever collects the most Dick Sticks wins).

• "Penis Shooter" (He can suck it down if he wants a shot- great way to stay in practice)

• "Gay Sex!" Card Game (Each Gay Sex! card explicitly illustrates either a foreplay activity or sexual position. While playing one of the three Gay Sex! card games, you and your lover use the cards to plan out one of the 100,000 possible fantasies.) After building a fantasy, you both act it out.

• "Got Frustration?" Blue Balls (A set of blue, squishy, squeezable testicles. For the guy who won't be getting enough action; whenever he's feeling sexually frustrated, now he can just give his stress balls a squeeze!)

• "Anal Lube Keychain" (Convenient on-the-go keychain for his next rest stop).

• "Freshness Cloths" for convenient, on-the-go freshness! Cleans thoroughly yet gently!

• "Colon Cleaner" Hot Sauce (An elixir of capsaicin extremus!) Need an explanation?

• "Master Bait" Candy

• "Butch- the Beginner Doll" (He may be his first, but he's the one he'll never forget).

• A glossy framed 5"x7" photo of the compelling she-male (above right). Personalized and autographed (for your guy), "Let's take a spin on a cock ring for two -XOXO, Sam"  (Please provide name.)

Standard Gift Card will read: I know your incessant homoerotic thoughts interfered with your ability to truly appreciate me. I really don't care if you're pitching or catching; take your shriveled balls and play somewhere else. Here's a gay care package to start you off right.

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