Slut

A thoughtful package. Sticky and smelly don't mix, so just go away.

Zoombots Gift #201 THOUGHTFUL PACKAGE includes:

• "Penis Shooter" (She can suck it down if she wants a shot- great way to stay in practice).

• "The Big Hot One" Hot Sauce (How much can she swallow?).

• "Sticky Pussy" (You can fling your pussy at the next unsuspecting target).

• "Fresh Wave" (Natural Neutralizing Spray for that smell).

• Gummy Pecker Pop

• "Freshness Cloths" for convenient, on-the-go freshness! Cleans thoroughly yet gently!

  $49.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Glad you're gone, slut

A deluxe package. You'll miss me, not just my dick. Think about it while you sit on your ever expanding ass, you shallow, hollowed-out bitch..

Zoombots Gift #202 DELUXE PACKAGE includes:

• "Penis Shooter" (She can suck it down if she wants a shot- great way to stay in practice).

• "The Big Hot One" Hot Sauce (How much can she swallow?).

• "Sticky Pussy" (You can fling your pussy at the next unsuspecting target).

• "Fresh Wave" (Natural Neutralizing Spray for that smell).

• Gummy Pecker Pop

• "Freshness Cloths" for convenient, on-the-go freshness! Cleans thoroughly yet gently!

• "Lifesaver Novelty" Vibrator & Battery (Your only friend. He doesn't like you either).

• "TV Guide" Magazine (Companion to above).

• Can of "Chocolate Cake Frosting" (And plastic spoon).

  $79.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: Don't bother to think of me as you sit on your ever expanding ass chowing down on frosting and masturbating to Dr. Phil. It's not just my dick you'll miss, whore, it's your connection to reality. Here's a starter pack for the fast lane to old, fat chickdom... enjoy!

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