Slut

A thoughtful package. You can't fool us. Go back to twat-a-lot or whatever hell hole gave rise to you. You can't fool us. Only the Chunnel has been drilled more, but that was just one hole. You're a spermy, smeggy skank and we're sick your antics.

Zoombots Gift #301 THOUGHTFUL PACKAGE includes:

• "Penis Shooter" (She can suck it down if she wants a shot- great way to stay in practice).

• "The Big Hot One" Hot Sauce (How much can she swallow?).

• "Sticky Pussy" (You can fling your pussy at the next unsuspecting target).

• "Fresh Wave" (Natural Neutralizing Spray for that smell).

• Gummy Pecker Pop

• "Anal Beads" String

• "Freshness Cloths" for convenient, on-the-go freshness! Cleans thoroughly yet gently!

  $49.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: "What's that smell? Oh, right... it's you. You're the perfect storm of twat and bitch- smelly and nasty. Charming. Here are some toys to keep you fighting trim, you hole."

Well Rid of Him!

A party package. Uh-uh, girl! We told you he was a loser, time to celebrate. Enjoy this until something less repulsive with a decent pecker wanders by.

Zoombots Gift #302 DELUXE PACKAGE includes:

• "Un-Uh! No He Di'int!" Game (Party game for girls with a Talk-About-It spinner).

• "Penis Shooter" (He can suck it down if he wants a shot- great way to stay in practice).

• "Got Balls?" (Practice balls, in case you forget what they look like).

• "The Decision Maker" (Fortune Teller Paper Game).

• "Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll" (You'll know what to do)

• "Butch- the Beginner Doll" (He may not be your  first, but he's the one he'll never forget).

• "Cosmopolitan Freezer Bucket" (Just add liquor and let her rip, serves 20 drinks).

  $99.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: "Congratulations! You are so well rid of that loser. Let's hunt down a pecker with something more suitable attached this time."

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