Ass Kissing Co-Worker Gift Package

Sucking up or sucking down- you've mastered it all. Everyone hates you. Suck this for a change, brown lips.

Zoombots Gift #601 ASS KISSING CO-WORKER PACKAGE includes:

• "Fukitol!" Prescription (They can try this prescription instead of ass kissing)

• "Ass Kissing" Lips (Only awarded to true ass kissers).

• "Got Frustration?" Blue Balls (Take out of desk drawer and squeeze when urge to whine comes up.)

• "Anal Lube Keychain" (Apply to lips prior to ass kissing, keep close by).

• "Buttplug Relief" Hot sauce & Keychain (Possible side effects includes feeling a slight anal intrusion when bending over to kiss ass).

• "Anal Beads" String

• "Handy Wipes" Moist Toilettes (To wipe off nose and lips)

• Mouthwash

• Full size, 8½" x 11" personalized "Certificate of Excellence" and frame (In recognition of outstanding contributions in establishing Esprit de Corps at the Workplace).

  $69.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: A special gift for a special ass-kissing co-worker. "Congratulations, you are hereby notified that you're a rat that is receiving this exceptional gift because you entirely suck as a co-worker. We want to thank you for your sole selfless act: everyone else has formed a rare, touching bond in their united despair over being trapped with you. We know you know how to bend over and take it, so here comes your gift!"

Office Whiner Co-Worker Gift Package

Quit your pathetic moaning. It's not that we don't care- we just don't care about you.

Zoombots Gift #602 THOUGHTFUL PACKAGE includes:

• "Fukitol!" Prescription (For all problems your co-worker whines about. They can try this prescription and shut up!)

• "Got Frustration?" Blue Balls (Take out of desk drawer and squeeze when urge to whine comes up.)

• "Anal Lube Keychain" (Can assist with what is stuck up there).

• "Anal Beads" String

• "The Hottest -uckin' Sauce" Hot sauce (Give 'em something to whine about).

• "The Hottest -uckin' Nuts" Hot sauce (Give 'em something to whine about).

• 2 Adult Diapers (Incontinence need not be a worry when you go about your daily activities secure in the knowledge that you are wearing the adult, extra capacity Comficare Brief. )

• Full size, 8½" x 11" personalized "Certificate of Excellence" and frame (In recognition of outstanding contributions in establishing Esprit de Corps at the Workplace).

  $69.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: "Whine, whine, whine. No wonder we've all developed hysterical deafness. Please shut-up. It's not that we don't care- we just don't care about you."

Office Slacker Co-Worker Gift Package

Are you doing all the work... again?. Let the slacker know you're privy to their tricks and the vacation's over.

Zoombots Gift #603 OFFICE SLACKER PACKAGE includes:

• "Wake the -uck Up" Coffee (This strong blend will certainly put a stride in one's step and some lead back in the pencil.)

• "Whoop Ass" Peanuts (Goes well with the coffee for additional kick).).

• "Got Balls?" (Practice balls, in case you forget what they look like).

• "Big Hot One" Hot Sauce (Slide this baby between your lips and take a big swallow).

• "Penis Pacifier" (Suck away during slack periods).

• 2 Adult Diapers (Incontinence need not be a worry when you go about your daily nap secure in the knowledge that you are wearing the adult, extra capacity Comficare Brief. )

• Mouthwash for that always present morning breath.

• Deodorant Soap -for that need to clean-up.

• Full size, 8½" x 11" personalized "Certificate of Excellence" and frame (In recognition of outstanding contributions in establishing Esprit de Corps at the Workplace).

  $69.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: A special gift for a special office slacker. "You're a hotbed of inertia. We're staggering under the weight of your faux performance. Put out or get out- at the very least, wake-up and gargle."

Office Co-Worker Skank Gift Package

What's that smell? Is the Xerox machine glass cracked again? You can't fool us. You and you alone give hope to every lonely, unused orifice.

Zoombots Gift #604 DELUXE PACKAGE includes:

• "Penis Shooter" (He can suck it down if he wants a shot- great way to stay in practice).

• "Edible Gummy" Pussy Pops (Easier to Xerox, no awkward sitting required)

• "Sticky Pussy" (Seems so, keep at your desk).

• "Silicone Moist Lubricant" (For skank on the go)

• "Lifesaver" Vibrator/Massage (You'll know what to do)

• "Show Your Tits" Hot Sauce (Comes with beads).

• "Fresh Wave" (Natural Neutralizing Spray for that smell).

• "Freshness Cloths" for convenient, on-the-go freshness! Cleans thoroughly yet gently!

• Mouthwash

• "Rhythm" Music CD

• Full size, 8½" x 11" personalized "Certificate of Excellence" and frame (In recognition of outstanding contributions in establishing Esprit de Corps at the Workplace).

  $99.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Standard Gift Card will read: A special gift for a special office skank. "You may not work much, but all of your holes sure do. We're all bored with your antics- why not take leave with carpal tunnel twat or distended ass hole?  Here's a cheerful parcel to speed your skanky exit."

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