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Some gifts are so good you can buy them for yourself, give to someone else later on, or simply bring to the party!

  • WHAT'S YOUR RAT LEVEL? Send the message that's appropriate for the situation. Need a gift for the boss? This is where Zoombots shines. Learn to Play the Bagpipes (for your neighbors).
  • Party Balls for the next party you throw or attend. Chilling your balls is always a crowd pleaser.
  • Love Nest Support, no kidding, this is a real solution for a lot of folks.
  • Finally here, the elusive Dirty Sanchez gift package.
 
 

Noisy Neighbors? You can learn to Play the Bagpipes.

Complete practice chanter kit, imported from Scotland which contains all you need to get started and actually learn to play the Highland Bagpipes.

In just days, you'll be set to drive your neighbor up the wall. All those nights of no sleep because they wouldn't shut up... now it's your turn. This Kit has been specially produced to introduce and give a newcomer to the world of bagpipes the essential basic skills and knowledge necessary to make as much semi-charming noise as you want!This is a complete practice chanter kit, imported from Scotland which contains all you need to get started. This Beginners Piping Chanter Kit has been specially produced to introduce and give a newcomer to the world of bagpipes the essential basic skills and knowledge necessary to start playing.

Zoombots Gift #701 LEARN TO PLAY BAGPIPES PACKAGE includes:

  $89.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Complete practice chanter kit, imported from Scotland which contains all you need to get started.

A key benefit of this Authentic Piping Kit is that a knowledge of music is not essential, which makes this an ideal gift for anyone. This Beginners Piping Chanter Kit has been specially produced to introduce and give a newcomer to the world of bagpipes the essential basic skills and knowledge necessary to start playing. Everything you need to begin learning the bagpipes: it's all here-- a great practice package for the Highland Bagpipes!

 

Party Balls!    

Having a party? Don't forget to chill your balls! This is a party waiting to happen! Each pump ball makes about 37 of the most delicious 8oz drinks. And because this is a Zoombots package, you'll get 2 Margarita Balls drink flavor pumps. Each pump comes with a flavor packet that will fill the bad boys up.

Zoombots Gift #702 PARTY BALLS PACKAGE includes:

  • "Margarita" Party Pump Ball (Just add tequila, water, sugar, and let her rip, serves about 37 drinks).

  • "Margarita" Party Pump Ball (Just add tequila, water, sugar, and let her rip, serves about 37 drinks).

  • "Party Rubbers" One thing may lead to another (no need to be unprotected).

  $59.00 Includes 2 Party Balls and free shipping* this month. 

Love Nest Support

Doing more squeaking than bumping and grinding? Sagging Mattress?

Sagging or Squeaking can ruin your rhythm. Get your MoJo back with a proper center support for your bed. Center Supports can be added to your Full or Queen size bed frames/rails when your mattress is squeaking or sagging and/or the need to support above average weight exists.

Zoombots LoveNest Gift #703 EZ PACKAGE includes:

  • "EZ-lift™" Bedding Support Package (Cross Support with 2 legs)

  • Assembles in minutes without any tools, drilling or measurements.

  • Fits either Full or Queen Size beds.

  • "Mojito Freezer" To help you celebrate getting your MoJo back. (Just add rum and let her rip, serves 20 drinks).

  • "Party Rubbers" One thing may lead to another (get back to humping and a pumpin')

  $99.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

Looking for Sanchez? Look no further, our Dirty Sanchez gift package is here. for those Special Moments Photo by: © Carl Durocher - FOTOLIADirty Sanchez Package

Want to go south of her border? Need to let him know that you yearn for a stinky 'stache? Say olé to our Dirty Sanchez package and dip into fun.

Zoombots Gift #701 GIFT PACKAGE includes:

  $69.00 Includes gift box, gift wrap, gift card and free shipping* this month. 

 

Standard Gift Card will read: "Sanchez sez: Let's go South of the Border with our own border patrol. Want to dip and draw the Sanchez way?."

 
 
 

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