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Everyone gets excited when giving or receiving Zoombots Gifts
Some gifts are so good you can buy
them for yourself, give to someone else later on, or simply bring to
the party!
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 Learn
to Play the Bagpipes (for your neighbors).
- Party Balls for the next party you throw or
attend. Chilling your balls is always a crowd pleaser.
- Love Nest Support, no kidding, this is a real
solution for a lot of folks.
- Finally here, the elusive Dirty Sanchez gift
package.
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 Noisy
Neighbors? You can learn to Play the Bagpipes.
Complete practice chanter kit, imported from Scotland which contains all
you need to get started and actually learn to play the Highland Bagpipes.
In just days, you'll be set to drive your
neighbor up the wall. All those nights of no sleep because they wouldn't
shut up... now it's your turn.
This Kit
has been specially produced to introduce and give a newcomer to the
world of bagpipes the essential basic skills and knowledge necessary to
make as much semi-charming noise as you want!
Zoombots Gift
#701 LEARN TO PLAY BAGPIPES PACKAGE includes:
Complete practice chanter kit,
imported from Scotland which contains all you need to get started.
A key benefit
of this Authentic Piping Kit is that a knowledge of music is not
essential, which makes this an ideal gift for anyone.
This
Beginners Piping Chanter Kit has been specially produced to introduce
and give a newcomer to the world of bagpipes the essential basic skills
and knowledge necessary to start playing. Everything you need to begin
learning the bagpipes: it's all here-- a great practice package for the
Highland Bagpipes!
Party Balls!
Having a party?
Don't forget to chill your balls!
This is a party
waiting to happen!
 Each pump ball makes about 37 of the most delicious
8oz drinks. And because this is a Zoombots package, you'll get 2
Margarita Balls drink flavor pumps.
Each pump comes with a flavor packet that
will fill the bad boys up.
Zoombots Gift
#702 PARTY BALLS PACKAGE includes:
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"Margarita" Party Pump
Ball (Just add tequila, water, sugar, and let her rip, serves
about 37 drinks).
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"Margarita" Party Pump
Ball (Just add tequila, water, sugar, and let her rip, serves
about 37 drinks).
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"Party
Rubbers" One thing may lead to another (no need to be
unprotected).
Love Nest Support
Doing more squeaking than bumping and
grinding?
Sagging Mattress?
Sagging or Squeaking can ruin your rhythm. Get your MoJo back with a proper center support for your bed.
Center Supports can be added to your Full
or Queen size bed frames/rails when your mattress is squeaking or
sagging and/or the need to support above average weight exists.
Zoombots
LoveNest Gift
#703 IL-1 PACKAGE includes:
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"inst-A-lift™"
Bedding Support Package (2 Cross Supports, 2 legs each)
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Assembles in minutes without
any tools, drilling or measurements.
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Fits either Full Size or
Queen Size beds.
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"Mojito
Freezer" To help you celebrate getting your MoJo back. (Just add
rum and let her rip, serves 20 drinks).
 Dirty
Sanchez Package
Want to go south of her border? Need to let him know that you yearn for
a stinky 'stache? Say olé to our Dirty Sanchez package and dip into fun.
Zoombots Gift
#701 GIFT PACKAGE includes:
 Standard
Gift Card will read: "Sanchez sez:
Let's go South of the Border with our own border patrol. Want to dip
and draw the Sanchez way?."
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