Zoombots Gifts

Embrace your inner rat.

Zoombots Gifts put the fun back into gift giving.  In the modern world, there are  many interpersonal situations that elude the trite encapsulation of a card or cheesy gift.   Loser boyfriend broke it off?  Office skank too much? Best friend still hooked up with that loser? Ass kissing co-worker got you down?  This is where Zoombots shine.

Zoombots Gifts are carefully tailored to fully convey your deepest emotions about a meaningful situation or your fleeting, childish anger over a petty problem. The luxury of having the last say... anonymously, if you prefer.

All Zoombots Gifts are distinctively gift boxed and include a special card to properly introduce the gift. Viciously, if you like. The rat level is up to you.

Female to Male

He left you, he must be gay. Let him know you understand his thoughts and why he was unable to truly appreciate you.

Despised Boss

A gift bundle from a loving staff.  Send your boss a meaningful gift that truly demonstrates the collective adoration.

Male to Female

She's leaving you? Let her know what. You've had enough of her stinking lard ass and she can move along-- quickly.

Co-Workers

Do not ignore that "special" co-worker. Get up a collection at work to get that very special gift for that "special jackass."

Female to Female

From the hateful to the empathetic. Call a slut a slut or send a congratulatory gift for getting rid of him.

I Think You're Hot!

Let him or her know how you feel.  Specially designed gift packages to get you maximum results.