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Zoombots Announces New Website & New Product Line-Up.
Zoombots Press Release
Zoombots- Edgy Gifts
that Sting and Burn- Without the Rash.
Zoombots.com
is the only source for viciously snide gift packages guaranteed to
deflate the most pompous egos. Why fret over the office skank, psycho
boss or homocentric boyfriend when a Zoombots.com’s marginally tasteful
gift package articulates it so well? Self-Gratification is our credo…
anonymously if you prefer.
HIGH POINT, North Carolina
September 11, 2006 -- Want to
send a zinger or give someone the finger? Do it in edgy style at
Zoombots.com. Zoombots specializes in gifts for those who irritate and
repulse you. If they’re on your shit list, they’re on ours. Zoombots has
just the right thing to send the right message, however ugly.
From packages containing memory loss games and “Eat Me” sour candy for
your boss to specialized packages for your office ass-kisser, whiner and
slacker—Zoombots has got your workplace woes covered. Want to “stick it”
to your ex? Send him a “You Must Be Gay” package or her a “Glad You’re
Gone, Slut” package. Embrace your inner rat and tell off that skanky
whore who stole your mansend her a “Slut” package. Sick of those noisy
neighbors? One-up them and learn to play the bagpipes!
Zoombots.com’s softer side is represented by the touching packages “I
think you’re hot!” and the more forward “I want to do you.” Designed
for maximum results, they’re sure to let that special someone know
you’re dying to get in their pants.
Zoombots has a gift for every situation and celebration. Want to tell
your girlfriend that you’re glad she dumped that loser? Send her a “Well
Rid of Him” package. Having a party? You’ll need to chill your balls.
Zoombots can set you up with “party balls” to serve your drinks from.
All
gifts are accompanied by an appropriate message expressing your
heartfelt sentimentswhether they be venomous, lustful or
congratulatory. Packages are tastefully gift boxed and contain a card
which appropriately introduces the gift. You choose the rat level.
About Zoombots.com:
Put
the fun back in gift giving. When the best isn’t good enough.™
Why not crush that co-worker with a touching, marginally tasteful gift
that cries out, "We all despise your brown nosin' ways, and you, too,
for that matter." Can't you just feel the espirit de corps? For more
information visit the website at http://www.zoombots.com
Contact:
Kayla Ann
336-883-8000
kann@zoombots.com
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